Pirate Misadventures in the Midwest

Monday, May 29, 2006

A.M. at the 401-1

L: How do you like your pancakes?

A: [confounded] ...cooked? ... warm?

L: Is it ok if they're vegan? And chocolate? ... and if they have whole-wheat stoneground flour in them?

L:[10 minutes later] Would you open the applesauce jar for me?

A: [with ease] Some feminist.

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