Excerpted, dated 03-15-06, 10:27 a.m.

End result: I'll be fine. But my cat now has a CRIMINAL record. She had to go on file with the city because of her panicked behavior. The nurse *said* it was a formality, but Sir Oliver Skitten, your mafia catnip smuggling ring will soon crumble and you will never see the antler-man again.